Thursday, December 10, 2009

Obama: Dog Chases Tail



President Obama said the following while accepting his "differently-deserved" Nobel Peace Prize:

"I believe that we must develop alternatives to violence that are tough enough to change behavior - for if we want a lasting peace, then the words of the international community must mean something...

...Those regimes that break the rules must be held accountable. Sanctions must exact a real price. Intransigence must be met with increased pressure - and such pressure exists only when the world stands together as one."


Yes, words should mean something. I agree! Lets start with his words...

Apparently, the alternative to violence is pressure. And, pressure is something which happens when we stand as one. Doing what exactly?

Bush might have been a barely illiterate liar but at least you understood his lies. Listening to Obama speak is like trying to decipher the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. Oinga-Boinga

Jewlicious is Yummy


Two excellent posts today at Jewlicious.

First, CK laments a growing acceptance of terrorism in Israel or, at least, in Israeli news coverage. He fears that he and the Israeli public are becoming desensitized to tragedy. As he indicates, such a "ho-hum" view of attempted murder dehumanizes the people and ideas that shape Israel. Far worse, it perpetuates a creeping delegitimization of Israel's need to be vigilant in its own defense, offering unintended succor to the thieves who look to steal Israeli freedoms.

Following directly, in ideological succession, is themiddle's piece on EU's probable declaration of East Jerusalem as belonging to the displaced Jordanians who have time and again proven themselves incapable of governing their own piece of rock. If Israel faces no real threats, as indicated, in part, by its own apathetic coverage of homicide bombers, then, why should the EU consider defending Israel's holy places?

Now, don't get me wrong. Were Abbas to ride into East Jerusalem on a flaming war chariot pulled by the 4 horses of the Apocalypse with Tiger Woods riding shotgun screaming "Allah..." and shitting on the UN charter, the EU would still try to give these wolves the keys to the sheep's pen. But, one must question if that is not, at least partly, a result of year's of Israeli public capitulation, lethargy and haphazard vigilance.

Certainly, CK, themiddle and myself find more joy in a turn of phrase than in turning the screws on our media and on our elected officials. At least we are trying to motivate you. So, now, I guess the onus is on you, dear reader.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Numerology



This picture was sent to me by my friend Jim Fletcher, Director of the Apologetics Ministry, Prophecy Matters.

I assume you understand its significance.

Israel's SlumDog Millionaire Moment



Congratulations to Israel for hosting the Indian Film Festival. India has an incredibly diverse and talented movie scene (get it, scene?) as does Israel. It is smart for these two to work together and appreciate the strengths of one another's cinema.

More information on the Indian Film Festival in Israel at JPost.

New York Times: The Art of Insult



In what was most certainly intended to be a cute, little human interest story by reporter Eric A. Stern for the New York Times, THIS ARTICLE, once in the hands of the crack(ed out) editorial staff of the often anti-Israel paper, turned into a shallow and insulting piece of thinly-veiled Anti-Semitism.

Now, you might consider this one a stretch. Well, thats because it is. We all know the obvious problems inherent at this rag. There are many organizations, among them CAMERA and HONESTREPORTING that do an incredible job of pointing out the misinformation, mis-facts and general anti-Israel bias at the NY Times. From problematic word choices (i.e. calling "Terrorists" such romantic things as "Freedom Fighters") to straight on lies and falsehoods, both the pre-mentioned organizations are on top of it. And, the Israel advocacy community should thank them for their tireless and comprehensive efforts.



What is missing though, is a more subtle and nuanced review of how the Anti-Israel bias and Anti-Semitism sneaks into even the most mundane and, otherwise, harmless stories. It takes a poet to notice these issues. Luckily, I like the words.

First, begin at the beginning. The lead paragraph paints the Hasid as a shadowy figure, a criminal being surveilled by the local policeman. Not only is the policeman on edge by this Jew, but so is his dog. Whatever connotations a police dog might bring to your mind, one thing is certain: the dog is trained to spot trouble. The dog is not like a human officer, prone to bias or bad judgement. The dog must know something is wrong. He might only be a dog, but he is one mighty fine officer.

Such an obvious set-up can serve one of two purposes. Either it is foreshadowing some expected result (the criminal Rabbi) or it is intended as a misdirection, making the less than nefarious Rabbinical pursuit seem even more innocent in comparison to the initial assumption. For this latter approach to work, a reader must stay committed all the way to the end of the article. However, long attention spans are not what newspaper readers are known for.

The story then moves to a description of the disappearing Jewish population. The editors quite literally place the seemingly plotting Jew in a ghost town. Is he responsible? Have the Jews been killed off, as if some bearded dinosaurs by the meteorite of Jewish scheming?



Of course not. It turns out that the shadowy, Lubavitch figure was merely a misdirection to discuss Israel's training of bomb-sniffing dogs. Israel also trains dogs for the disabled and other such service dogs. But, the NYT would never allow an article about Jews or Israel to run without mentioning the conflict.

Which leads us to the pay-off, the conclusion that the dog and the Rabbi understand each other. That, quite literally, they speak the same language. Potentially touching in an Old Yeller kind of way without, we hope, the final gunshot. But, rather than be sentimental and romantic, the article concludes in a rather odd way:

So all is well in the Jewish community here because the Hasidic rabbi is helping the Montana cop speak Hebrew to his dog. It is good news all around. The officer keeps the Capitol safe, and the Hebrew pooch is feeling more at home hearing his native tongue.

But the big winner is the rabbi, a recent arrival from Brooklyn who is working hard (against tough odds) to bring his Lubavitch movement to Montana. He has been scouring the state for anyone who can speak Hebrew, and is elated to have found a German shepherd he can talk to.


Some not so difficult assumptions to make from this closing:



1. The Rabbi and the dog are one. The Rabbi has sought a congregation and found a dog. Dogs are like Jews, I guess.
2. The Rabbi has manipulated the situation to be the big winner, above the non-Jews.
3. There is some connection between Germany and Judaism, a not so subtle Holocaust reference.
4. Cops protect. Dogs want the feeling of home. Rabbis troll for followers.

Before we go crazy condemning these assumptions as paranoid or melodramatic, consider the profound impact of subtle ideas. Consider how television shows and soundbites have shaped your cultural understanding. Consider that, as Kurt Cobain paraphrased: Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you.

Artists 4 Israel and Best Gay New York



Artists 4 Israel is proud to welcome Best Gay New York as a sponsor of Love and Licenses, our Off Broadway showing of two plays dealing with the binding of love.

BGNY is your online magazine gay guide to everything gay and gay-friendly in New York and also show you some things off the beaten path, that only the locals know about!


Enjoy.





 

Prudish Yale



Shine a little light and let all the rats scurry away.

Since reporting on the Yale vs. Artists 4 Israel issue, a whole slew of scandalous, albeit unsubstantiated, reports have made their way to us.

The funniest one being that the decision to "disinvite" us started earlier than the Cartoon Scandal. In fact, it started from the very beginning with Yale University officials being concerned by our (S)kin Life Drawing class and the potential of our trip leading to nudity on their campus.

Riiiiight, because the one thing college students never do is get naked.