Monday, June 7, 2010
Kari Ferrell is a Worthless Anti-Semite
Kari Ferrell, also known as the Hipster Grifter, is a lying, whoring, convicted criminal with no writing skills, bad tattoos and a body that even when posed naked barely b(r)ought her any attention. Inside and out, she is ugly, as diseased as the cancer she famously claimed to have, worthless and living based solely on modern society's fascination with reality programming and the dregs they immortalize.
Brainwashed by the irony of her world and inoculated against shame by her time spent in prison and Salt Lake City, she announces her many faults in diary-style ramblings on the AnimalNewYork blog. There, her half-formed ideas, sophomoric musings and intellectual masturbations are manipulated for effect by a team that appreciate that others appreciate the joy of watching car accidents.
Lacking literary talent and sensing her 15 minutes slowly circling the toilet bowl of former celebrity, Kari has, at least twice, resorted to anti-Semitic statements in her blog posts. This would be hurtful if the comments weren't so cliched and child-like. In an article regarding lawsuits HERE, she calls Jews litigious (oh, snap). Then, in THIS PIECE, where she offers material aid to a suspected mass murderer, she resorts to ancient Roman pedagogy describing how Jews will burn in hell (as opposed, I assume, to con-men, swindlers and thieves like herself).
Hey, Kari - we heard you. Not shocking. Not funny. Still lame. Your intellect is as gaping and empty as that hallway you hold down below. Enjoy Brooklyn - the gentrifiers are coming.