Thursday, December 10, 2009
IPhone: Weapons of Mass Distraction
First off, I apologize for the much-overused subject line of this post. Would it have been better had I said Israel put the I in IPhone? No, I didn't think so either.
Today, the greatest threat to Israel's social-sanity and crowd-control abilities arrives. Today, Iphone is, officially, loosed upon the country of technological craving. I am uncertain the Messiah him/herself would be met with more joy unless s/he came with multiple apps and a sleek black casing.